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Dork Divers is dedicated to
diving for fun.
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Dork Divers may safely use any
type or color of dive gear.
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Dork Divers may wear their
mask on the forehead.
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Dork Divers couldn't care less
if your gear cost 10x what theirs did.
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Dork Divers like diving in
warm tropical seas.
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Dork Divers don’t care about
your SAC rate.
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Dork Divers don’t care about
how deep you dive.
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Dork Divers don’t care about
Trimix.
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Dork Divers don't flame posters on ScubaBoard.
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Dork Divers respect the boat
owner and deck hands.
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Dork Divers respect the
environment, both above and below.
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Dork Divers smile and enjoy
the day, even if the dive is called.